G: " The new guy is inside boss room for an hour, think boss must have hired him."

Jaz : "Yeah, his usual fatherly talk to make the new chap think he is in heaven, only to find out he is in hell, after working here for a month."

E: " wonder what should i say to him on his first day."

Jaz : "I will say welcome to hell. Muhaha."

HR : AGM tomorrow during lunch time.

K : "Annual general meeting?"

Jaz : " Anytime gossip meeting, and what the hell, we still have to see him during lunch?"

Songs i play for different moments in the office.

When boss asks me to do some stuff: Pussycat dolls - hush hush hush

When boss passed by my room : Daniel powter - Bad Day

When it is knock off time : Kristinia DeBarge - Goodbye

When I m in boss's car : Rihanna - Shut up and drive.

When being lectured : Rihanna - Take A bow.

Boss : "Jaz, r you busy?"

Jaz looks up from his stacks of documents and having a client on the line.

When boss walks out.

Jaz msg E : "Your boss is blind."

E: "tell me about it."

D : "Jaz, Mr. Sam wants to complain to you about our boss."

Jaz : " Great, i can use some entertainment."

After a while.,

D: " What is the outcome?"

Jaz: "Divert it to our boss, i m not his feedback counter."

E : " You boss made impossible promises to the client again."

Jaz : " hmm, just email the client that he should ignore whatever boss says, as he forgotten his medication for his menopause.

E : Bitchy.

Jaz : :P

8.20 Am

Jaz n jac were making their first cup of coffee.

Boss came in: "You know that stupid client... ba .. ba... ba..."

Jaz continues to make his coffee and walks off.

Jac msn Jaz : " isn't it too early in the morning to listen to his bitching?"

Jaz: " yup, ask him to make his coffee and go back to his room to sit down and play with his cctv system n stop bugging people."

Boss : "Jaz, why is this report still on your desk?"

Jaz looks up and pointed at his meeting schedule indicating that he just came back from a long meeting and is reading through some urgent proposals.

L : " Boss jumps again."

Jaz: " let him jump, he always jump but i don't him slim down."

K: "Maybe we should get him those gadgets that measure his blood pressure."

Jaz: " what, the gadget will beep like every min, isn't him alone irritating enough?"

"Tan!"

Jaz : Mount Eden calls you.

A while later....

Tan: " Got lectured for being late for meeting."

Jaz:" haha, he is always late, still can comment about people."

Boss: "Your client called and complain that you didn't attend the meeting with your staff."

Jaz points at the project list and continues to rush his report.

Boss: "why why why."

In Jaz's mind:

Coz the sky is so high and i cant reach the sky, so stop asking me why.

L: "Heard boss hired a new girl."

Jaz : "yeah, a tang vase for show."

L:" tang vase?"

Jaz: " not pretty, expensive n useless."

S: "You are supposed to give me solution not give me more problems."

Jaz: " look, i m not the detergent supplier so stop bugging me, remind me why r u in my team again."

Jac: "Boss say he hired us to solve problems."

Jaz: "yeah, i know, but there is nothing we can do as he is the main problem."

Suppliers: "is there something wrong with ur faxes, i have resend a couple of times yet you still didn't receiver."

Jaz: " Can you email instead as out fax is linked to the shredder."

Boss: "Why didn't you tell me you are having problems?"

Jaz: "I did, you just ignore it. Wait... hmm, i remember you placing my stack of i need help memos into your trash."

M: Stupid clients, keep on changing their preferences.
Jaz: That's y they hire us to advise them the other wise.

KH : "I need to rush this out asap."

Jaz: "Then do it urself."

KH:" But i m busy."

Jaz: " As if i m not, you might as well draft it yourself instead of whining it to me. Place it on my desk so i can approved later."

Starters

Ok, i commented on my post that i will blog about my work place.
Names are change to protect the identity of the people.