G: " The new guy is inside boss room for an hour, think boss must have hired him."

Jaz : "Yeah, his usual fatherly talk to make the new chap think he is in heaven, only to find out he is in hell, after working here for a month."

E: " wonder what should i say to him on his first day."

Jaz : "I will say welcome to hell. Muhaha."

HR : AGM tomorrow during lunch time.

K : "Annual general meeting?"

Jaz : " Anytime gossip meeting, and what the hell, we still have to see him during lunch?"

Songs i play for different moments in the office.

When boss asks me to do some stuff: Pussycat dolls - hush hush hush

When boss passed by my room : Daniel powter - Bad Day

When it is knock off time : Kristinia DeBarge - Goodbye

When I m in boss's car : Rihanna - Shut up and drive.

When being lectured : Rihanna - Take A bow.

Boss : "Jaz, r you busy?"

Jaz looks up from his stacks of documents and having a client on the line.

When boss walks out.

Jaz msg E : "Your boss is blind."

E: "tell me about it."

D : "Jaz, Mr. Sam wants to complain to you about our boss."

Jaz : " Great, i can use some entertainment."

After a while.,

D: " What is the outcome?"

Jaz: "Divert it to our boss, i m not his feedback counter."

E : " You boss made impossible promises to the client again."

Jaz : " hmm, just email the client that he should ignore whatever boss says, as he forgotten his medication for his menopause.

E : Bitchy.

Jaz : :P

8.20 Am

Jaz n jac were making their first cup of coffee.

Boss came in: "You know that stupid client... ba .. ba... ba..."

Jaz continues to make his coffee and walks off.

Jac msn Jaz : " isn't it too early in the morning to listen to his bitching?"

Jaz: " yup, ask him to make his coffee and go back to his room to sit down and play with his cctv system n stop bugging people."